A mother takes her 16 year old daughter to the doctor. The female doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?” The mother replies, “It’s my daughter, Darla. She keeps getting these ...
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. The sun was glinting off the clubs in her bag, ...
A 17-year-old girl arrived at the restaurant where she worked as a waitress. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive old man sitting alone, nursing a drink. The girl had some time before starting ...
Glorious payback One morning while making breakfast, Leonard walked up to his wife, pinched her on her butt and said, “You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your belts.” While ...
Rose, an old Texas lady, was visiting her granddaughter in New York City. One day, she was supposed to meet her in a very lavish shopping center. She was riding the elevator when a young, ...
81-year-old Richard walked into a crowded waiting room in Albuquerque. He glanced around the packed room and approached the desk. The nurse at the reception greeted him. “Hello Sir, how can I help you?” “There’s ...
A man goes to the doctor and discovers that he a rare disease, and only has 12 hours left to live. He tells his wife the bad news, and they do the best they can ...
Paul, a middle-aged man, walked into a bar in Boston one evening. He immediately saw an attractive 18 year old blonde sitting alone at a table. “What am I thinking, I don’t have a chance,” ...
Laughing is one of the best things there is; I think we can all agree on that. You know that feeling when there’s this bubbly joy in your whole body, and you feel like you’re ...
Many youngsters think that old people are harmless softies that can’t defend themselves. They don’t understand that with age, comes experience. And experience is something that really comes in handy when you need a good ...