I love a good party every once in a while. You get to meet acquintances that you never run into in your everyday life, and you often have a lot of interesting conversations and hear funny stories.
I have always loved costume parties. Dressing up adds a bit of spice to the whole thing, especially when your put some effort into your costume.
This fictitious funny story is about a couple who had the strangest evening at a costume party, only to have it end in an incredibly embarrassing – but hilarious – incident.
The ending made me laugh heartily. I just had to share this one with you!
Roger and Lucy were invited to a swanky Halloween party. However, Lucy got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
Roger – being a devoted husband – protested, but she insisted that she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and that he should go alone and enjoy himself.
So he put on his costume, and away he went.
A few hours later, Lucy’s headache was miraculously gone. As it was still early, she decided go to the party too.
Her husband had no idea what her costume was, and with it on, she was completely unrecognizable. So she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband, and see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party, and soon spotted Roger in his costume. He was cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice “chick” he could – and clearly being quite successful at it, as women were crowding around him.
Lucy went up to him, and being a rather seductive babe herself, turned on her charm. Roger didn’t recognize her, but he left his newfound partner high and dry and devoted his time to Lucy instead.
After a few more drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear, and she eagerly agreed. So off they went to some nearby bushes, and made passionate love like never before.
Just before unmasking at midnight, Lucy slipped away.
She went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation Roger would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was reading in the bed when he came in.
Lucy asked, “So, how was the party?”
“It was pretty ‘meh’. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
She started getting angry and asked, “Did you dance with anyone?”
“Nope, not at all,” Roger replied.
Lucy was furious with her husband for his lying. With a tight expression, she asked, “So what did you do there then?!?”
Roger replied, “Well, when I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys. They don’t like dancing either, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.”
Just before Lucy exploded with anger, Roger cheerfully said, “We didn’t get up to much. But our neighbor Richard, who I lent my costume to, said he had the time of his life!”
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