Being married means always having someone by your side who’ll tell you the truth— whether you asked for it, were emotionally prepared, or just trying to enjoy your snack in peace.
And this story? You’re going to love it…
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
…wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterward, she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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