Making a toast is an art form. I mean sure, you can stick to the classics and wish the host and hostess all the best. But the really good toasts are when you make it special and personal – when it couldn’t be made about anyone else. Mix in plenty of humor and you’re golden!
The husband in this story certainly made a funny toast. But sometimes, you might be better off keeping your mouth shut. If you don’t, then karma is going to strike you sooner or later!
This is one such story. If you liked it, make sure to pass it on – laughter is the best medicine!
Newly-wed John O’Reilly hoisted his beer to his friends and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night”
She replied, “Oh, that’s great! And what was your toast?”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.”
“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She nodded and said, “Yes, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!”
Now that’s what I call a comeback! Make sure to SHARE if you laughed – I’m sure someone out there could use some cheering up right about now!
