John goes to visit his 93 year old grandpa in hospital, and is pleased to see him looking spry and happy. “How are you doing, grandpa?” John asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s ...
Joe was an old-fashioned father, and wasn’t exactly out there walking in Pride parades in his free time. One day at breakfast, his oldest daughter gathered up her courage and decided to come out of ...
A 71 year old Boston lady walks into a drugstore. There are a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. ...
Roger and Lucy were invited to a swanky Halloween party. However, Lucy got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. Roger – being a devoted husband – protested, but ...
One day, 91 year old Linda from Minnesota called the local police department. “Hello, my name is Linda Smith on 250th Street. Is this the police?” “Yes, this is the police department. What can I ...
Gary came home early from work and found his wife in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young man. Understandably, Gary got quite upset when he saw what was going on. “Oh, so ...
A 91 year old man by the name of Paul is quietly having a meal in a roadside diner after a few hours on the road. Suddenly, three leather-clad bikers enter. Paul glances at the ...
Today was Little Mia’s first day in sex ed class. As an experiment, the teacher told her students to go ask their parents how babies are made. So that evening, Little Mia eagerly asked her ...
A 17-year-old girl arrived at the restaurant where she worked as a waitress. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive old man sitting alone, nursing a drink. The girl had some time before starting ...
A married man, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys. He doesn’t even remember how he got home from the party. “Oh, damn,” he thinks to himself, ...