Intimacy and closeness are essential in order to have a healthy relationship. Many people would rate them as perhaps the most important ingredients of all. However, you should make sure that that part your life is kept private between the two of you, instead of involving too many other people.
This story is about just that – and the last line sure made me laugh out loud!
We all go through tough times when it comes to relationships. It can’t all be rainbows and sunshine – and that’s just the way it is. The key is to not despair and to keep looking for solutions when you’re going through a rough patch.
I found this dirty joke earlier today. I told it to a friend right away, and he laughed so hard that he got a tummy ache. I have to admit that I found it really funny as well.
That’s why I had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy, so it never hurts to pay the laughter forward!
“The best thing that’s happened to me”
An elderly wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of sex drive.
“Have you tried Viagra?” the doctor asked.
“Not a chance,” the old lady replied, “he doesn’t even take aspirin.”
“Not a problem,” the doctor replied, “just give him some Montana Viagra.”
“What’s Montana Viagra?”
“It’s simple. You discretely put the Viagra into his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t be able to taste it. Try it out and get back to me in a week and tell me about the results.”
A week later, the old lady called the doctor.
“Oh my lord!” she wailed, “Terrible! Just terrible.”
“Really? What happened?” the doctor replied.
“I did as you told me, I put the pill into the coffee, and the effect was immediate… he flew up from the chair, and his eyes were positively smoldering. With a quick motion he swept all the cups and the tablecloth from the table, ripped my clothes off and took me then and there on the table. It was a nightmare I tell you, a nightmare.”
“Oh, I see, but why was it so bad, shouldn’t this be a good thing?” the doctor asked in a worried tone.
“Oh yes, this was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years! But I can tell you right now, I’ll never be able to show my face in the downtown Starbucks again!”
Did you smile? If you did, then be a pal and share this with your friends!
