When someone makes you a proposition that involves a lot of money, but also involves some sacrifice on your part, then you’d better think twice before accepting.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of people looking to con and scam people these days, so it never hurts to be in your guard in these types of situations. That’s my philosophy in any case!
This funny story is about just that, and I just had to share it with you. The ending had me rolling with laughter – now that’s what I call unexpected!
Ronald desperately wanted to have sex with this really cute, hot girl in his office named Mia. She was funny, down-to-earth and smart to boot.
Unfortunately for 59 year old Ronald, however, Mia was dating somebody else.
He hoped that she would break up with her boyfriend so that he would have a shot with her, but several months went by without this happening.
One day Ronald got so frustrated that he went up to his sexy colleague and told her, “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you!”
Mia looked at him, raised her eyebrows and said, “NO. What do you take me for?”
Asks for $200
Ronald continued, “I’ll be real fast. Here’s how we can do it: I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him up and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend said, “How about this: Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down.”
Mia agreed and accepted Ronald’s proposal.
Over half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks Mia what happened.
Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, “The bastard had all quarters!”
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