You’ve got to be aware of your surroundings when discussing private, intimate or embarrassing things.
This funny story is a perfect example of just that. I absolutely lost it at the ending – I’m sure you’ll love this dirty joke!
One night after a fun and enjoyable date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:
“Honey, would you give me a blow job?”
Horrified, she replies, “Are you crazy? My parents will see us!”
Risky business
“Oh come on! It’s the middle of the night! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
“But can you imagine if we get caught?!?”
“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?”
“No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
“It would mean the world to me. Please?”
“No, no. I just can’t!”
“I’m begging you…”
Suddenly, the hallway light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. She says in a sleepy voice:
“Dad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”
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