You can’t always solve everything on your own. Sometimes you need help, even though it can be hard to admit it. The woman in this story needed someone to help out around the farm, and she soon hired a strong Mexican man. At first everything went great, but suddenly… well, I won’t spoil the ending for you!
The last line absolutely had me in stitches! If you laughed, then be sure to send this on to brighten a friend’s day!
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and was determined to keep the ranch, but she couldn’t take care of it by herself. So she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand…
Most qualified
3 days later, she interviewed the most qualified cowboy who applied, a tall and strong 19 year old Mexican man. The interview went well, and she asked if he would be okay with working long hours.
He replied, “I’m in good shape, and I love to work with my hands, so that’s not an issue. This is the perfect line of work for me, señora, just give me a chance and I’ll prove myself.”
The widow nodded, and 2 days later, she called him to tell him he was hired.
He proved to be a hard worker who worked from morning until evening every day, and he sure knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You’ve done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”
The hired hand readily agreed, and went into town one Saturday night.
1 o’clock came. However, he didn’t return.
2 o’clock struck, and still no hired hand.
Surprises him in the middle of the night
Around 2:30 AM, he finally returned. Upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her, “Hello there, cowboy. Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.”
He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.”
He removed each gently, and placed them neatly by her boots.
“Now take off my skirt.”
He slowly unbuttoned it, looking deep into her eyes in the fire light.
“Now take off my bra…”
Again, with trembling hands, he did what she told him and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.”
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