When it rains, snows, or it’s cold, you need something refreshing that gets you in a good mood – what about a good old dirty joke? At least, in my opinion, a good laugh always cheers and warms me up.
We all have our tricks to cheer up, but as soon as someone in my vicinity is a little down, I usually try to improve the mood with a joke. It usually gets them to smile – and after that their day is no longer that bad.
This fictional story is one of my favorites. It may seem like a bit of a dirty joke, but I think it’s harmless. The end is amazing — and I laugh just as much every time I tell it!
I hope you will like it too!
A mother walks by her daughter’s bedroom door and hears a strange, buzzing sound coming from the room. She opens the door and sees her daughter pleasuring herself with a giant vibrator.
“Leave me alone”
Shocked by the discovery she asks:
“What on earth are you doing?”
The daughter replies:
“Mom, I’m 33 years old and single. This is the closest to having a husband I will ever be. Please, go away and leave me alone!”
The next day, her father walks by and hears the same sound coming from his daughter’s bedroom. He opens the door and walks into his daughter passionately masturbating with the same vibrator.
He asks, visibly dismayed:
“What are you doing,” whereupon her daughter replies:
“Dad, I’m 33 years old and single. This is the closest to having a husband I will ever be. Please, get out of here and leave me alone!”
Sitting on the couch
3 days later, the wife comes home from the store. While she’s unpacking the groceries in the kitchen, she notices the buzzing sound again – but this time it’s coming from the living room.
She carefully sneaks in and finds her husband sitting on the couch watching TV. The vibrator was on the seat next to him vibrating violently.
The wife asks:
“What the hell are you doing?!”
The husband looks at her with empty eyes and replies:
“Leave us alone woman. I’m trying to watch the game with my son-in-law…”
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