Funny stories have been a big part of socializing since time immemorial. From generation to generation, they have been passed on and updated to be on par with society’s norms.
Humor is timeless. Jokes with a decent punchline can prevail for hundreds of years. This is why some dirty jokes are so memorable— they have the surprise element in their favor.
The story below is an excellent example of how funny an unexpected result can be.
I think it’s a hilarious joke. Not suitable for those that get easily offended—but I must admit that I had a good laugh!
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
He wonders around the nudist colony
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him, and says, “Did you call for me?”
The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”
She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.”
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her, and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. Finally, he enters the sauna, and as he sits down, he farts.
A huge man walks toward him
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him.
“Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.
“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.
“It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench, and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where the smiling, naked receptionist greets him. “May I help you?” she asks.
The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and keep the $500 membership fee.”
“But, Sir,” she replies, “You’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, “Listen, lady, I’m 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. But I fart 15 times a day. I’m out of here!”
The nudist colony was not what he expected! Now press that SHARE below and pass the laughter to your friends!
