Regardless of age, gender, or profession, we all poop. It may not be something we often talk about, but pooping is a natural process of our bodies to get rid of waste.
There is constant research on human excrement, and now a company is looking to hire someone who can help with this research.
This is as close as getting paid to poop is going to get – the company offers about $100 per turd.
The company Tushy, which manufactures toilet products, is looking for a person who will keep notes of their toilet visit habits for 90 days.
$10,000 for pooping
Of course, you’ll get paid. After the 90 days, you’ll get $10,000. So if you go once per day, we are talking about a bit over $100 per poop.
It is, to say the least, an odd job, but it may be the dream for those who feel comfortable on the toilet.
“VP of Fecal Matters”
What does the job comprise? This is what Tushy wrote on their website:
“Yes, this is for real!
“TUSHY is looking for our first VP of Fecal Matters to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of our #Bidet2020 campaign. With guidance from our Chief Pooping Officer, Dr. Mark Hyman, our new VP of Fecal Matters, will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHY’s social media. This will be a three-month, fart-time, $10,000 contract role requiring about 30-60 minutes per day (depending on how many times you poop!) to poop and document your experience.” ViralThread reported.
Open door policy
What is required then? According to Tushy themselves, the requirements are as follows:
- “A real pooping human with 21-121 years of pooping experience
- Pungent poop-related communication skills
- Possess incredible precision-spraying skills
- Strong poo-ject management and skills
- Solid… or loose knowledge of the Bristol Stool Chart
- Ability to prioritize in complex, fast-paced, *or constipated* environments
- Embraces an “open-door policy” when discussing what happens in the bathroom
- Ability to install the TUSHY bidet on a standard toilet”
Besides fulfilling all the pun-intended requirements, you need to fill in a form and submit a short video explaining why you “and your hole” are best suited for the job.
If you want to apply for the job, you can do it here.
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