A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupted to tell him, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”
He looked at her and angrily said, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine.” Then the wife asks, “Well then could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.” To which he replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have ‘Westinghouse’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” she said. “Then at least you could fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”
“I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix steps,” he said. “Does it look like I have ‘Ace Hardware’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
So he went to the bar and had drinks for a couple of hours until he started to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decided to go home.
As he walked into the house, he noticed that the steps were already fixed. Once inside the house, he saw the hall light is working. As he went to get a beer, he noticed the fridge door was fixed as well.
“Honey,” he asked, “how did all this get fixed?”
“Ah well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.”
He asked, “So what kind of cake did you bake him?” She replied, “Helloooo, do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
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