It’s tricky keeping your body under control at all times. Keeping your body healthy is equally hard – but you should never forget how important it is. This is something that more and more people are starting to realize – especially as they start getting older.
The man in this story couldn’t control himself, and finally gave in to his desires. But you could say that things turned out well in the end. The lady’s comeback certainly was the best thing I’ve heard in a long while.
I laughed out loud at this dirty story, and I hope you’ll do the same! Shared joy is double joy!
71 year old Ronald was divorced since several years ago, and lately had started getting more and more desperate. He still felt lust in the autumn of his years, and he had no trouble standing at attention, so to speak.
One day he is sitting naked in the men’s sauna with 2 other men. They’re discussing women, and suddenly Ronald pops a boner. He feels like he can’t keep control of himself any longer, so he gets up and yells:
“I need a woman, I need a woman right now!”
One of the 2 men in the sauna tells him:
“Well, don’t stand here yelling, go to the women’s sauna instead!”
“I need a woman!”
Ronald complies and rushes straight to the women’s sauna. Once he gets in – with his member still standing at attention – he yells:
“I need a woman, I need a woman right now!”
The old ladies in the sauna look at Ronald in confusion. Suddenly, one of them stands up, takes a big scoop of ice cold water and throws it at his boner.
The 71 year old man instantly loses his erection. He looks down at his johnson and says:
“Oh, so you were just thirsty, you little bastard?”
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